Rank the Avengers : - Infinity war Jokes from best to worst/good. - Poll Results


1.	"What am I supposed to say, Jesus?"	10,032	4.58	5.38%
2.	Squidward	9,487	6.12	5.09%
3.	"I am Groot." "I am Steve Rogers."	9,473	6.16	5.08%
4.	Rabbit and tree joke	9,203	6.93	4.94%
5.	"Why is Gamora"	8,894	7.8	4.77%
6.	"How much for the arm?"	8,732	8.26	4.68%
7.	"Missouri is on earth dipshit"	8,599	8.64	4.61%
8.	"Dude , you are embarrassing me infront of wizards"	8,509	8.9	4.57%
9.	Yes...that’s what killing means...	8,116	10.01	4.35%
10.	"Magic with a Kick"	7,709	11.16	4.14%
11.	"Kick names and take ass."	7,203	12.59	3.86%
12.	“How can I be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there is no neighborhood?”	6,580	14.36	3.53%
13.	Quill's "Grimace" and "Nutsack of a chin,"	6,492	14.61	3.48%
14.	Kevin Bacon joke	6,330	15.07	3.4%
15.	"Yeah, but the kid has seen more movies. "	5,652	16.99	3.03%
16.	"The Avengers broke up." "Broke up, like a band? Like the Beatles?"	5,359	17.82	2.88%
17.	"There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?"	5,085	18.59	2.73%
18.	Strange calling Stark a douchebag	5,012	18.8	2.69%
19.	"Stark Raving Hazelnut"	4,801	19.4	2.58%
20.	"I'm sorry, Earth is closed today"	4,746	19.56	2.55%
21.	"Wong You're invited to my wedding"	4,671	19.77	2.51%
22.	"Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here!"	4,065	21.48	2.18%
23.	"Oh, we're using made-up names?"	4,060	21.5	2.18%
24.	"Quill, are you making your voice deeper?"	4,056	21.51	2.18%
25.	"Well, he's never fought me." "Yeah, he has." "Well he's never fought me twice."	3,835	22.14	2.06%
26.	"You are aware you can't eat dumbbells, right?"	3,349	23.51	1.8%
27.	"Do it, Quill, I can take it."	3,012	24.47	1.62%
28.	"Titan-killing, long-term booty-call."	2,958	24.62	1.59%
29.	"Why wasn't she out here the whole time?!"	2,921	24.73	1.57%
30.	"You know Thor?" "Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving."	2,832	24.98	1.52%
31.	"I see you copied my beard"	2,537	25.81	1.36%
32.	Footlose joke	2,074	27.12	1.11%

1.

"What am I supposed to say, Jesus?"

10,032

4.58

5.38%

2.

Squidward

9,487

6.12

5.09%

3.

"I am Groot." "I am Steve Rogers."

9,473

6.16

5.08%

4.

Rabbit and tree joke

9,203

6.93

4.94%

5.

"Why is Gamora"

8,894

7.8

4.77%

6.

"How much for the arm?"

8,732

8.26

4.68%

7.

"Missouri is on earth dipshit"

8,599

8.64

4.61%

8.

"Dude , you are embarrassing me infront of wizards"

8,509

8.9

4.57%

9.

Yes...that’s what killing means...

8,116

10.01

4.35%

10.

"Magic with a Kick"

7,709

11.16

4.14%

11.

"Kick names and take ass."

7,203

12.59

3.86%

12.

“How can I be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there is no neighborhood?”

6,580

14.36

3.53%

13.

Quill's "Grimace" and "Nutsack of a chin,"

6,492

14.61

3.48%

14.

Kevin Bacon joke

6,330

15.07

3.4%

15.

"Yeah, but the kid has seen more movies. "

5,652

16.99

3.03%

16.

"The Avengers broke up." "Broke up, like a band? Like the Beatles?"

5,359

17.82

2.88%

17.

"There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?"

5,085

18.59

2.73%

18.

Strange calling Stark a douchebag

5,012

18.8

2.69%

19.

"Stark Raving Hazelnut"

4,801

19.4

2.58%

20.

"I'm sorry, Earth is closed today"

4,746

19.56

2.55%

21.

"Wong You're invited to my wedding"

4,671

19.77

2.51%

22.

"Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here!"

4,065

21.48

2.18%

23.

"Oh, we're using made-up names?"

4,060

21.5

2.18%

24.

"Quill, are you making your voice deeper?"

4,056

21.51

2.18%

25.

"Well, he's never fought me." "Yeah, he has." "Well he's never fought me twice."

3,835

22.14

2.06%

26.

"You are aware you can't eat dumbbells, right?"

3,349

23.51

1.8%

27.

"Do it, Quill, I can take it."

3,012

24.47

1.62%

28.

"Titan-killing, long-term booty-call."

2,958

24.62

1.59%

29.

"Why wasn't she out here the whole time?!"

2,921

24.73

1.57%

30.

"You know Thor?" "Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving."

2,832

24.98

1.52%

31.

"I see you copied my beard"

2,537

25.81

1.36%

32.

Footlose joke

2,074

27.12

1.11%